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Ah, my fellow community people, I am sorry I have left you for so long. For too long, too many have craved too much of the little, I normally do.

So how have you all been? Anyone dead yet? And if you answer, HOW?!?!?

Truth be told, a lot happens all over the place - the kids are getting somewhat tolerable, a change of job, and most of all: My favorite bakery has closed down and has left me all without cake for a long time - but alas, sic transit gloria mundi (you should google that and learn some latin)

So what words of wisdom will flow today? What insight can I offer? Well a simple advise comes to mind:

Don't hit yourself in the head with a wooden plank, while you are doing carpentry!

So, the most common question I get in my private messages here on OnlyFans is: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" as I am never interested in Sexting, buying stuff, customs etc.
I always try to answer courteously even to the obvious questions like: Would you like my pussy on your face, or even the guiltripping: "Babe are you ignoring me"

Truth is, I like people here on OnlyFans. People are here for a purpose, either to get others off and earn money on it, or to get off. Companionship in its raw shape.

So why am I here? Because when relations fail, people need other people. And the more transactions being made, the more likely these relations are to fail. And well, everybody needs a friendly pad on the back, a shoulder to cry on, or just somewhere to turn to.

I was lucky in my life, having the kindness of strangers to help me out in my darkest hour. And I was lucky, I was raised in Denmark, with at least a welfare state to help me out.

But not all of you are as lucky. So, here I am. I am just trying to help, however I can, and in the weirdest of all places. Because, when you are in different places, you learn to think differently. And I do like the non-generic, akward difference.

So just reach out. We are all just humans, and some of us are more naked than others, and some of those, really like cake!

Now, I have been some time here on OnlyFans, and I can say, that very few seek advice, mentoring, coaching or consultancy, but there is sure a lot of people who are seeking free pussy and are not willing to pay for the content makers time.

So, please remember, they are here for a purpose: They create superb content, and therefore, if you enjoy their time, you should reward them.

Or, if you don't buy any of their content, at least tip them a cup of coffee for their time.

So sunday evenings. Well, a bit about myself: Situations with the kids are okay. The oldest one is still an ass, but it needs to play out like it will. I have made my stance, and everyone is allowed to fuck up 200.000 times, and still be forgiven. But they need to recognize their errand ways and repent. Or put more plainly: they need to own up to their fuckups and find out.

The middle one is fighting. He is a trooper. The oldest one however is using him for his own ways, so thats a flaw, but maybe he'll manage. All we can do is back him up and smack the older one in the head...

So, when that past us: How are you folks doing? You still out there, being silent, but good? Or is the world crashing down on you?

Remember, the world has been crashing down on people, ever since it was made. The thousand year kingdom was first thought to end when the AD reached 1000... And well, we are still here, ain't we.

And Y2K issue? That did not do that much, did it now? (Should be said that a whole lot of money and so many IT guys worked hectically up until the year change, to prevent that, so kudos to them!)

But where does that put us? Well, we are here, and we are alive. Lets keep it that way!

...and eat cake...please?

So, a couple of days ago, one of my peeps saw one of her friends boyfriend with another girl. Now, she then told her friend about that, and the friend got upset, as she felt she never should had said anything.

Now, this is actually really a universal question:
Is it right to lie? Is there something like truth? Is there right and wrong?

According to Kant, you should never lie, as lies are wrong, and even small lies must be fought as they might lead to unforseen consequences.

If you are an intuitionist, inherent in all of us, there is right and wrong. And we should avoid doing things wrong, as we know this by ourselves. Could be related to Ayers emotionism.

And then, if you are relativist and or social construtionist, it is really up to yourself, as everything is manmade structures.

But. What all these theories forget are that we are humans. We make mistakes. We shelter ourselves from our mistakes and often make up convinient lies. That never makes it right to betray anyones trust, or keep someone in the dark. Worst case scenario, if you lie to your friend, he or she might end up badly because of you.

In this case, with the cheating boyfriend, the friend might end up sterile and diseased.

Above all else, be true to thyself. Find out what you can live with, and never let yourself go down on principles. Allow others to follow their own way, but never let anyone suppress you to go any other way, than the road you are willing to travel

...almost forgot: EAT CAKE!

So, today is the day where the Zenith of the Sun reaches the Equilibrium of the 1st house. Therefore, it is advised that you find a big container of water and THROW IT OVER YOUR HEAD BECAUSE NO ASTRONOMICAL FORCE IS RUNNING YOUR LIFE!

Assume responsibility for yourself: You control yourself. You are the one shaping your own destiny. YOU make the change, the history and the choices of your life, not some god damn idiotic astronomical object hurling through space.

If it works for you, good! Use it. If a dead lizard in a leather strap around your neck does the trick, also good (but perhaps a bit smelly with time)

But use what you have. Use what you can get. Use whatever it takes, because that is YOU, and you can make a difference. Always.

And just by reading this, maybe you already made a difference? Maybe, this could be a new beginning, where you change your life to exactly what you want.

Or maybe it will be more of the same shit, but come on, what you've got to lose!

Change if you want to!

...oh and pay for your porn - at least now and then!

So, hi everyone. One of the kids are alright, the other, less, but we are getting there. Lets now talk about something more important to you: Let us talk about YOU!

So, here you are, reading on OnlyFans, in here for most likely the half naked or erotic people offering their services. And then this weird old guy is starting to talk about you, and not in the lets get dirty-way?

Well, that is where you combine everything. Your Ethos, Pathos and Logos must be aligned. You must be everything, everywhere at once (Yes I stole that).

But, most of all, you should never be ashamed of who you are. You are the one person who controls what people think and how you think about it. You are always in control, no matter what circumstances you believe you are set under.

So, trust in yourself. Be all you can be and just remember, you are the one who actually are calling the shots, be it the big shots or cumshots (Giggle)

Oh and pay for your porn - at least once in a while :-)

So, SHOW ME YOUR COCK!

No wait, thats not my page - but from time to time, I really want to scream that loud out, just to have a reaction.

You know, the need for being around someone and being acknowledg is actually a universal need. Yes, Maslov put all the basic needs in the bottom and then all of that funny stuff comes on top. Thats where we have to be careful.
People with eating disorders are often replacing someting from the top of the pyramid with short term satisfaction. The same goes for any addiction, be it drugs, alcohol, or even a misunderstanding of dependencies and mistaken for love, but is really sex.

So, beware of your addictions - never trust a person, who does not have a vice, but never let your vices run your life.

...but if you do, make sure it be cake, and Pay for your Porn (now and then, at least)

So time has gone by as time always does. As Heraclitus stated, "no man steps in the same river twice", and hence time cannot be reversed. And we therefore have make do with what we have.

As for my family part, thx for the well wishes, plus ça change, and we are going back to the status quo. But I refuse. I refuse to just let things be as they were, to let all just return to what made the whole situation. So I object. And I oppose. And doing so, i make the other side heard. And one can only force a horse to water, so I am bringing the water, hoping but my sons will, in their own way when or if ready, drink and be refreshed and enlightened.

Sadly, as Sartre demonstrated in "Les Deux don't fairs" everything might be futile and we have the life we have.

But this is if you choose to. If you resignate, if you succumb to the loss of hope. If you willingly let go of your decision-making influence, then the dice have been thrown and there is nothing left. But that is a choice.

And just like Dylan Thomas wrote "don't go silent into that good night" i refuse to go anywhere silently (which makes it hard to go and buy cake).

And neither should any of you. Roar against unfairness, scream against injustice and cry against all that is wrong. But never let yourself be silenced. Never just stand by when the world turns against. It is not about violence, insurrection or rebellion. It is not even about screaming or being loud. It is just make your voice heard. Maybe to the many, maybe to the few, maybe just to yourself.

But never let your voice be silenced.

So, credentials:
First of all: I am FREE! That means, I will give advice, for free, and try to do my best, of course. My education and experience goes as following, any questions within these, I can actually professionally advise in:

Master of Arts, History, philosophy and Comparative studies in religious traditions
Master of Business Administration (human resource and Strategic Management)
Sexual councilling (10 years in an advisory role)
Therapeutic Crisis and Sorrow treatment
IT Infrastructure (Accredited trainer and Expert certification)
Human Resource Management
Strategic Management
Bartender
3com network certification
Project Management certifications
Didactics and cognitive learning
Opportunity sales
Crisis management
Mobility and Compensations

So feel free to ask anything...and if it is not within these areas, I probably can make something up - or offer you cake!