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Howdy, wankers. Asian American psycho from the cornfields of Indiana. Just moved to Chicago to further terrorize humans with my pussy jokes and pursue my dream job, stand up comedy, with all the cum left in my tank.
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Five years sober from alcohol today. Love to y’all.
August commence
Proof of good life
Some BTS for an underwear brand I’m doing content for.
Came home from 19 d on the road to some new underwear so naturally I’ve assumed the position.
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Happy May.
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