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On today’s episode of “How Horny is Heather?”: the time I was cockblocked by an ankle monitor. Featuring 21 year old me and a 37 year old convicted of manslaughter.

Do I look ready to rejoin the workforce?

I’m just barely 18 in these pics. I have them because my ex sent them to a mutual friend (without permission 🙄🙃) who Facebook messaged them to me so they’re in the chat history. The key to not giving a shit if your nudes leak is only taking fire nudes.

“I really should wash the cum outta my asscrack but there’s a spider in my bathtub and I’d rather die.” Definitely follow me on Twitter sometimes I say funny shit. Sometimes I post titties.

Hey babes. Been a weird few days finding out about the ban and trying to process through it. I enjoy this platform only because it’s easier for a fat bitch to be behind a paywall. Only the people who really support me get to be here. So a sincerest thank you. If you want me to stick around on OnlyFans let me know. Thanks loves!

I did my first professional dominatrix scene today!!! It was quite a workout but omg so much fun. If I get enough love on this post I’ll post the video of me stripping out of my outfit on main… if not I’m sure it’ll end up in everyone’s inbox eventually.

🎶 Amber Sweet is addicted to the knife. Addicted to the knife?! Addicted to the knife. 🎶

That movie is just a solid however long it is of just bangers and serving goth realness and is 100% responsible for me getting knocked up. Whoops.

Men on the internet are endlessly entertaining to me. They just say and do the most ridiculous shit in pathetic attempts to get free sex work. Remember comrades, the only ethical consumption under capitalism is buying custom content from its creator. Directly preferably 😉

Had a lot of fun getting my body into this corset for you all to discuss the pros and cons of my vagina. (FYI there are zero cons unless you consider getting too wet to be a con). Two videos because I ran out of storage on my phone a minute into filming! 😬😬😬


Also really excited to announce I will be doing my first doubles session as a dominatrix so look out for some of those pics of me in a professional dungeon next week. Chicago area fans feel free to message me about setting up your own session, no matter your fantasy I promise you won’t be leaving unsatisfied 😏

I can hear teenage me getting in a fight with my mother about this dress being “inappropriate” for going out in public in. Whatever mom.

I want y’all to know that I don’t do any editing on this stuff. I just like put the camera on what I hope is a good angle and start talking, say “I ain’t saying all that again” and then i post it before I bother reviewing because I’m a bold ass bitch that’s here for you to use and abuse. Then you have a video of me! So anyway in this video you’re going to get to watch me get stoned while I nerd out about the movies ‘Alien’ and ‘Aliens’ and how much I love Sigourney Weaver because she is the reason that I am bisexual. Anyway if anyone wants to threaten to edge me in exchange for photography/cinematography/video editing lessons hit me up. 😘😘😘

(Also I’m stoned af. Y’all ain’t no snitches right?)