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Sorry for the long lapse in posts. Fall is always my busy season which means I get tangled up in a lot in the summer lead up to fall. BUT I've taken time out to shoot a pic in a pair of... well basically mesh/fishnet boxer briefs. Nothing left to the imagination, much like my mesh pouch briefs! Which is why the price is what it is. Depending on how well this one is received I'll shoot some more in these. And yes, it reaches about halfway to my knee. If you like it, hit the like and comment!

When you get a text from a good friend after meeting a new mutual friend.

"This is why he kept standing over you to talk to you. He hasn't stopped talking about it all day. Not sure what his girlfriend would say."

I didn't even know my friend took the pic while they stood there talking.

The view most waiters get when I sit at the table.

Here's what you'd get if you saw me out and about this summer. The heat is insane and I'll be damned if I'm going to be uncomfortable. These blue shorts as well as some light gray ones have been the most comfortable I've ever worn. Check it out over two whole minutes of me flopping and wagging around, out and about. You're probably wondering if these shorts turn heads... Oh yeah. Depending on how well this one is received I'll create more like it.

Coming up, new vid sets in the FLIMSIEST shorts I've EVER worn in public! You'll be mind blown!

FREEBIE ALERT!

So I was out with a friend a little earlier who just randomly looks over and goes "I wish I was as big as you and had the courage you have to show off like that." I glanced down and didn't really react much, so he took a pic and said 'see!'

Honestly, seeing it from another angle (aside from my own, looking down at it) I guess it does stand out a lot more than I realized.

Oh well, comfort reigns supreme! I'm not about to go back to crushing everything up into a pair of tight undies because someone might be cruising crotches. As they say, "if you got it, flaunt it!"

So I was out shopping earlier and decided to get a little clip made. This is what you're guaranteed to see if you ever happen to walk past me and you make it obvious you're into it ... and I think you're cute I'll give you a little show. I also thought the music was perfect for this.

UPDATE: So some of you follow me on Instagram as well as here, I've decided that any shots that are more suited for OnlyFans will only stay up on IG for a short period of time. But they will always appear here and stay here.

That said, I've got a pretty big collection of shots that recently came down from my IG, plus some new public video content on the way!

Sorry I've been absent for a while. Life has been super busy. BUT, lots of new content coming and some news that I'll only be sharing here on OF. So stick around as I'll be posting more frequently!

Went to Old Time Pottery today and found some awesome old-school looking Halloween decor. This sign was funny, so I asked my BFF to shoot a pic of me with it. Enjoy!

FREEBIE ALERT! Shot at Costco while picking out pumpkins this year. Didn't end up with this pumpkin, I wanted one bigger. Sorta a problem I have, always go big! lol