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After many many months of gathering content to get this fuckin' page up and running, we're finally in business! We start off with a set of the incomparable @mandykitana. You might know her as the Real Life Lois Griffin — or maybe you don't. Either way, you get to see her strutting her sexy self in this 1950s themed photo set. Lots more of this busty broad to cum!

This fucking video is off the goddamned hook. No other way to put it. The title says all. Mandy and I started out doing a simple shower striptease when all of the sudden the shoot turned into big breasted bedlam. Mandy got so deep in character that she let out every emotion she had as she tore off all her clothing and I went with it. It's a film every Mandy fan needs to watch. Luck you that you're already subscribed. Everyone else is shit out of luck.

–Guy Garbáge

This set was taken during our latest shoot with Mandy Kitana. What started out as just a simple shower scene turned into psychotic bedlam as Mandy got into character. She went absolutely mad with it and we captured it all on film. This set is just a taste of what's to come with said video. Trailer drops at the end of the week, full film releases next week. If you're a Mandy Kitana fan, we guarantee you've NEVER seen her like this before. Enjoy.

–Guy Garbáge

You’ve never seen Mandy like this. Matter of fact, in next weeks offerings there’s a film with her that’s so raw, I guarantee you haven’t seen her anything like that either. But I digress. Mandy is donning a super sleazy outfit for this one, very close to what women wore in Manhattan in the 70s. Granted, it’s more 45th and 11th than Wall Street, but it still serves its purpose, of which I have no idea. But that’s the beauty of sleaze. It’s not like life. You don’t have to have a grand purpose.

–Guy Garbáge

I know a lot of y'all are here to see some Mandy Kitana, so we're catering to your degenerate needs for the next couple of weeks. We just shot a ton of content with Miss Mandy and it's all fire. Here's a sneak peek photo set of her as a lady of the evening, dressed to the nines in trashy garb and cheap heels. Editing the video now, so this should tide your tug tube over until it's done. Enjoy!

–Guy Garbáge

I know it's way past Valentine's Day, but here's a lovely little piece of sleaze featuring Carmen Vega and her inimitable ass. I don't know about you guys, but seeing a hard bodied babe like Carmen dressed up in stockings, garters, and heels really makes our flagpole stand at full mast. And that ass. My god, that ass. If you're even the slightest bit inclined to disagree with us, you should probably skip our page and head straight to Grindr.

–Guy Garbáge

Aaaaaand...WE'RE BACK! I know it's been a while, but we've been revamping and moving in a new direction with our content, so it just took some time to get there. New content featuring the fantASStic Carmen Vega coming next week. Hang tight, fellas. Lotsa super strokeable sex pots coming your way just boiling over with scalding trim!

–Guy Garbáge

Hey fellas! Wanted to throw y'all a quick note about what's been happening over here at Royal Imperial. First off, apologies for not having any funky fresh content posted in these last few weeks. I've been out of shooting commission with a sprain in my arm, but we'll be back soon with lots more of the stuff you wankers enjoy...well, wanking to. Got a creative meeting this weekend with the Royal Imperial crew, so stay tuned for some new shit. Just hang in there with us.

–Guy Garbáge

I swear, we shot so much content with Irena Vine it's like we have a never ending supply of superb stroke material for you fuckers. Unfortunately, this is the final video of her, but it's hot as hell so make sure to pack a hanky to pat your sweaty brow and a separate one to catch your joy juice. Keep 'em separate, tho. God forbid you mix them up and wind up with egg on your face.

–Guy Garbáge

I know I was supposed to post last Friday, but I blew it. Been a slow couple of weeks for content. So to make up for it, here's a weird, 10 minute BDSM kinda thing. Minnie dommes Tinee Badass and dumps a little wax on her. It's an oh-so-wholesome romp, one you can surely take home to your mother's basement.

–Guy Garbáge

We're going a little off brand here with the next couple of videos. Well, not really "off" brand. They're still sleazy little pieces of filth as per usual, but we're dipping our toe into some bondage, which is a bit new to us. But all great whack artists need to progress in their chosen art form, so we're venturing into new territory to see what happens. Here we have Minnie Scarlet oiling up her gimp, Tinee Badass, then giving her a few light lashes to the ass. If you dig it, let us know and we'll film some more of this shit.

–Guy Garbáge