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I want to show you one of my favourite PR stunts ever. You need some background information, for it to make sense.

The guy in the poster on the left is called Anders Matthesen. He is the most famous Danish stand-up comedian. He is Denmark's Jimmy Carr, Michael McIntyre, Ricky Gervais, you get the gist.

Within the stand-up world, he is seen as a bit arrogant. He never comes to the open mics, he never 'hangs out' with fellow comedians, he doesn't even show up to collect the comedy awards he keeps winning. Yeah, actually, Ricky Gervais was a good comparison.

Most importantly: He has a nickname. Anden. A shorter version of his name 'Anders' - and it means 'The Duck'. And is duck. AndEN is The Duck.

To the right is Christian Fuhlendorff. Arguably one of the best Danish comedians. He rose to fame when he did a double-header show with comedian Brian Mørk who's now only famous for being a massive misogynist troll; quite the shame of Danish comedy. In this double header, Fuhlendorff was the new comedian gracefully invited to do a little set before the big headliner was to come on and smash it.

But Fuhlendorff's set was one of the best comedy sets Denmark had ever seen. So funny that the headliner Brian Mørk couldn't compete with it. And suddenly Fuhlendorff was the headliner. He had been one of the most hardworking comedians, exploring his voice, taking risks, doing all the shows he could get. He had the respect of his fellow comedians.

A note about Christian Fuhlendorff is that he gets the nickname Fuhlen. Fuhlen is pronounced the same as Fuglen, which means... The Bird.

Cut to: Anders Matthesen announces his new show 'Anders'. It's a beige poster where he's bald and shaved and he is picking one lone feather off his neck. It's a great poster - a show all about how he's now rebranding. No more 'The Duck'. He's now just Anders. It's a poster that takes itself very seriously. And it's hung up around Copenhagen. You couldn't turn a corner without seeing his face.

Until a few days later, when Christian Fuhlendorff fake-announces his fake new show with his fake new poster, with his nickname Fuhlen (the Bird) as the title. The poster is him with his mouth full of feathers and his hand lines up perfectly with Anders Matthesen's poster, making it look like he is the one picking the feathers off of him.

The poster was hung all around Copenhagen, right next to Anders Matthesen's.

As I've gotten older, I'm now quite cynical and I wonder if this was pre-planned. If it was part of a big PR stunt. But it doesn't really matter - it's still very, very funny.

It's also a brilliant example of a joke that only works with a bunch of context. Or, that, at least, works better with a bunch of context. If I had just said 'two rivalling comedians, the one on the left put out his poster first' it may have had the same effect. But the details - the background information, the translation of their nicknames (The Duck and The Bird), the power dynamic... Just makes it so much better and so much funnier.

And isn't it amazing that unless you're Danish, you've most likely never seen this? And it's just a funny moment that happened somewhere.

I love it.

Ever wanted to see comedian Larry Dean and comedian Sofie Hagen sit on a sofa in matching pink velour pyjamas? Wow, what a specific desire to have and I am happy to be able to provide you with just that.

This was the night of a big industry party in Edinburgh that Larry and I were meant to go to. Instead, we ended up staying home and dressing in our matching pyjamas and having a relaxed time.

I cannot stress enough the importance of community and friendship in stand-up. You don't have to get along with everyone - you don't have to befriend everyone. But be a nice person and find your people. You'll need someone to talk to who gets it.

And eventually - and this is the fun part - you get to see your friends grow into proper comedians who are on TV and stuff. And if you're a kind person, this makes you so excited for them. Watching a friend's Netflix show is such a thrill. It's one of the best things about the job.

(One of the worst is when your enemies are successful. Watching an enemy get a role in a Netflix show you love is awful. You know, hypothetically, of course...)

Have you watched my beautiful baby chicks on the OnlyFans Creative Fund Comedy Edition yet?

Never have I fallen in love so quickly. I was always a fan of shows like America's Next Top Model and Love Island and all that stuff, but I always assumed it was all faked. I went into this project thinking that there would be loads of manipulation and behind-the-camera tinkering with reality. But I was happily surprised! Everyone on the crew genuinely cared for the contestants and we were all asked to be as truthful as we could be. Votes weren't tinkered with, numbers weren't botched. And the contestants were just glorious and funny. I'm so happy it's now out for everyone to see. If you have any questions about the show, do put them in the comments and I'll try and answer! And please, do go see it.

Milk it - no, it's not a sex thing, it's still just stand-up.

Say you've written a joke - a standard set-up followed by a punchline. Yay! It works! Why not add a tagline? And another one? And another one? Often times the ideas and the set-ups are the hardest things to come up with. Once you've got it, keep adding those lines. Expand, zoom in, dance around. Question yourself. Look at it from all angles. Milk that joke. Just make sure that the last sentence of the joke is also the funniest one.

It's a clip from my stand-up show The Bumswing (probably a word I'm much allowed to say on this platform) about my limited vocabulary.

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who create and people who destroy. I collab'ed with Neighbourhood Goliaths some years ago to turn my online trolling into great art. We had so much fun. I love Trevor Dion Nicholas, the lead singer (and also, George Washington in Hamilton in West End).

Photoshoots - learn from me, please

Here are some things you need to know before you do your first professional photo shoot:

The photographer might be a professional photographer and the makeup artist might be a professional makeup artist, but that just means they are good at taking photos and doing makeup. It does not mean they know what you want, who you are or what you need. If you show up, having put no thought into clothes, makeup, hair, positions, background, props... and you just say 'I don't know, just make it look good, I guess?' you are asking for a bad photo.

This photo is an example of when I did just that. I said that I didn't really feel comfortable with red lips. The makeup artist said 'aw come on' and I said 'okay'. I didn't like the bubblewrap idea but I just thought 'why not?'... We had no other ideas. I hadn't planned on what to wear, I just showed up wearing my usual clothes.

Now, I have learned. I make pinterest boards with images of hair, makeup, colours, locations, positions. I have a pre-meeting with the photographer and I discuss the makeup with the makeup artist in advance. I do a call-sheet and an outfit-sheet (which I plan with a stylist). Last time, I went to the studio and took a bunch of photos, so I even knew where to take the photos what to wear in each of them - leaving time to have fun and be creative.

It's your face in the photos and photos are on the internet forever. Make sure it feels like you. And ideally, that there is some kind of coherence in your general brand. If you're always wearing colourful dungarees and funny hats on stage, should your press photos be you in a suit, in black and white? Probably not.

Most importantly: Stick to your gut feelings. 'No, I am not wearing red lipstick.' is something I have learned to say a million times. 'Even if you think it'd look good, even if it DID look good, I don't feel comfortable.'

I wish I could find the photos from a photoshoot I did in someone's home where not only did I wear red lipstick, but I was wearing a raincoat and holding a baseball bat, for no reason. Big, big regret.

A Cool Upside To Being A Comedian

... Is when people are creative, fun and kind and they do fanart. As someone who hid their body from the world for over a decade, it's amazing seeing all of these portrayals of myself. The fact that people took time to actually do this is just beautiful.

Should my porn star friend @frenchbrutus watch my stand-up, when I've watched his porn? The answer is yes. Yes, he should. And since we recorded this, he did, I'm happy to say.

Would you rather have your friend see you do comedy or have sex?

Here is a video from me appearing on the Late Late Show back in... Ages ago. It taught me so much. Mostly it taught me to always ask how big the sofa is before the show goes live. You can see it was absolutely fine for two people, but after us, a big sports guy came on and... I ended up sitting on the woman's lap.