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**Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th.**
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What are your 4 bases?
Let's hit a home run daddy.

I wanted to post something clever about how many calories were burned during a normal fuck-session...when I stumbled upon this paragraph:

"The researchers found that during the average sexual activity session — defined as foreplay, intercourse, and at least one partner's orgasm — men burned 101 calories, and women burned 69.1 calories."

Okay, so, number #1: The fact that an "average sexual activity session" was defined with "at least one partner's orgasm"...
Isn't that sad?! Cause we all know who usually gets to nut every time.🍆💦
I'm not trying to hate 😁... I know that dick and balls are just hanging out there, waiting to be played with. While trying to find a clit or gspot can be like a game of Sudoku combined with a Where's Waldo poster!
All I'm saying is, I can't wait til we live in a world where an "average sexual activity session" is defined with "both partners orgasming".
I mean, right? 💜

Now, #2: The way I fuck...there's NO WAY I only burn 69 fucking calories. I've hiked miles up mountains and STILL not been as sore compared to some of my fuck sessions! 🥵😁

I think we need to do this study again. Anyone and their cock want to be my research subject?
We're BOTH orgasming. 😜💦💦💦

Have an above-average Wednesday everybody! 😉💋🔥

Smoke with me daddy 😈