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Hello Dears. I am still here, somewhere. Posting this so my account doesn't get frozen. Wow, I appreciate everyone's ongoing subscriptions despite my lack of regular posting. The art space this funds had a very busy summer-fall season and wouldn't you know it, my attention was diverted there. Other professional ventures too. And then I got COVID. And I write to you now, two weeks into a gruelling stomach sickness that may well be an intestinal parasite and though I've been no stranger to the bathroom these last days I cannot for the life of me shit and deliver the stool sample that would unlock the mystery. Meanwhile, my next door neighbour is screaming at his television as he often does. I hate winter. Always have. What a shit season. The grief of Demeter. Also her contempt. Also, what a wretched narrative. Overbearing mother and rap***t husband duking it out over the woman they both want to control. Bears at least know to sleep through this shit. Fuck the systems that demand human productivity in spite of winter, fuck capitalism. I have an undiagnosed, agonising stomach condition in the dead of winter and all I want is to feel sexy again. Was going to fly to the Netherlands for a month but had to change the tickets. I know none of these details are sexy. But they're real. This is where I am. Re-watching the whole of Killing Eve in anticipation of the fourth and final series. I hate having a body sometimes. I'll be back with more soon. I will. I swear. I might revamp this whole channel. I really want to produce original porn, with other people. Thing is, I want it to be with people who are imaginative and sexy and fun. That's actually a rare combination of traits, especially when you thin the pool down to people willing and eager to make porn. So many people think hot porn is just more of the same, the shit we see all too easily. Boring dynamics, stock characters fucking in uninteresting ways and that typically banish femininity from the scene. Even in straight porn, come to think of it. There's something very masculine about the way a lot of women porn stars fuck in straight porn. Right, so anyway. I've been told that I'm like a porn star in bed. That might just be because I have muscles and a moustache. However, I am dynamite in bed. Hot enough to film, hot enough to build a pornography empire out of. But it would look like the kind of sex I have, which doesn't look like standard porn. Right, so stay tuned. Hot porn, accurately representative of what it's like to fuck me. That's coming soon enough. Once I get over my stomach thing. It's genuinely debilitating. I miss you. I love you. You are very special to me. How do you think Killing Eve is going to end? Will they have sex? Of course not. If they do that would fuck it all up.

Still here, still in love with you. COMING SOON: Videos/films/art works with CO-STARS. That's right. Things are getting hotter. Stay tuned <3 <3

A happy day, week, month to all. The air is crisp, the fashion is layered, I want to spray spunk all over your tartan scarf.

still from 'FORGIVE THE BEAST'
support your local pornographer.

once more, APOLOGIES for the radio silence! wouldn't you know it, this last week was incredibly hectic, some exceptional things to tend to. Promises are tenuous things, no more than seductive speech that are effectively dissociated from the realities they seem to proffer. But, and yet, neverthefuckingless, I PROMISE to never go silent on you again. Here's my naked torso, I'm also about to upload a new art-porn-film.

Thursday poem.

On a mission to find you
The mission defines you
Do right by others
Especially when you fuck them.

Hey babes, sorry for the radio silence. I was on a work trip, focusing super intensely on my PhD. Also had stuff to do for my art space. I am indeed the greatest intellectual smut peddler you'll ever know, but sometimes I need to focus on other projects. Never fear, I am still here. And I am always available for direct chat, private videos and audio recordings. I give great advice, you can call on me for great advice. I am a compassionate listener, you can call on me to listen. I have a sexy, honey soaked voice, I can read you a bedtime story. More content coming very soon, just uploaded a short little vid shot on location during my school trip. I miss you, I want you, I am yours and yours and yours too. <3

'INTRODUCING NARCISSISM'
an art porn
based on the eponymous essay by Sigmund Freud
view at '720' or 'original'

I KNOW, I KNOW, my posting schedule has been shit lately. Been travelling for work, also got horribly sick this last week. I know, I know, EXCUSES EXCUSES. Think of it like a ContraPoints timeline. She posts videos every six months, I post videos every week to ten days. All things considered it is an appropriate timeline. I will post more filler content though, don't worry. Nudes, nudes, nudes to come. And more. I am happy to make personal content for you, baby. Message me. Tell me what you want.

'FORGIVE THE BEAST'
an art porn
shot on location at a local pizzeria, without permission.
first foray into continuous, single shot filming.
watch the whole thing, watch it at 'original' or '720'

'MONUMENT'
an art porn
watch at '720' or 'original'

'BOTTOMS UP'
an art porn
a musing on myth, theory, and bottom shaming
as always, view in '720' or 'original' because '240' is shit
made by Thirsty Theory, produced by YOU.

And a still shot for the babes who like stillness.
I've been thinking of you all day and can't wait to dream of you all night.
Good night, good night.