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I'm just an ordinary Genius from Oldham. I'm very much like that other famous Oldhamer Brian Cox, except I can't play keyboards and I'm just a touch more intelligent. After a career of being brilliant, I have retired and spending more time on my real passion: Global Domination.
I am currently single, have an average sized penis and a car that goes faster than 'shit off a shovel'.
Now, in devastating news to my female fans, I say this. Your wasting your time as I'm a Raging Homosexualist. If I was left at the end of humanity with a Lady, I'd be trying to shag the nearest available gloryhole. To the Asian lady that has been stalking since we met on an MSc course, in 2015, I am gay and no amount of homemade curry left on my doorstep, is going to change that fact.
Now, Boys/Men. It's your lucky century but I must warn you, I don't do fatties (shut your gob Ben Dudman), mingers or Psychopaths. I've had to work with far too many of them, already.
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Oh, hello. Fancy seeing you lot here. I suppose you're wondering what I've been doing for the last few weeks. Well, it's absolutely none of your business. However, I'll just say I've launched two Global Domination plans, sorted out my creditors AND got a 20% discount on a new (discontinued) microwave from Tesco (the old one had 'gone a bit funny' round the door).
So, Valentines Weekend has arrived and in a COMPLETE break with tradition, I'm not doing anything for it. I'll get the usual mountain of cards, letters (begging & love), presents, hard cash and underwear (I wish my fans would stop sending them) but as for actually seeing my lover, confidante and shag, alas no. Well, I might get to see one of them, if Nero's is still open, or something. Anyway, even if we weren't in Lockdown my secret lover(initials are BD but we're sooooo incognito that I use the initials VD and he calls me Bitch Face) is playing, I mean working away (Dubai, Paris, Croydon?). So, it'll be a heavy breathing session and M&S Valentine's Dine In for Two over HouseParty. Scarlett & Rhett?? More like The Krankies.
Anyway, I'll wish you all a Happy Valentines in Lockdown. I've got one Valintine's Present early. I'm on PreP now. It's going fine. I always wanted an extra pair of hands.
Ciao Bellas.
Only a few days late but Happy New Year, although I think I'm bored with 2021 already.
I ended 2020 on a high by having a Lockdown Party broken up by The Police. This was very exciting as I thought Stuart Copeland was suffering from Dementia and living in a Brighton care home. I digress.
In other news, I was diagnosed (provisionally) with Vasculitis. This an interesting condition that accounts for my interesting leg rash and chronic fatigue. My Bipolar, Depression, Anxiety, Complex PTSD, Rampant Sex Drive, Animal Magnetism and all-round Genius are still being investigated by Medical Science and MI6.
So, we're all in the same Lockdown now (is it Lockdown 3.0 or 4.9) and Boris still doesn't know his arse from his elbow, which at the age of 56 is frankly embarrassing. I'm starting a new venture (more on that later) and my Global Domination Plans just keep on a Dominating.
So, that's me for now. Keep safe. Keep Socially Distanced. Keep Disgustingly Depraved, my Darlinks. XX
So, my Christmas Night was โinterestingโ. Had to confront some evil Lockdown Breakers (lovers, Iโm a Biomedical Scientist for Godโs Holy Sake) but got called a โQueer Boyโ and told to mind my own.
Well, I told them โMy flat. Your problem not mineโ. Then I did the decent thing and called 101. Making a statement to North Wales Police later. But in the meantime, Iโm playing my music at full blast and told homophobes that my flat is 100% Gay Bitch until theyโre gone. Probably by Easter. I have a wonderful friend at the Housing Association. Bless. X
My Sex Drive and I, would like to wish you all a wonderful Christmas Time and happy Lockdowns. I will be on hand to entertain my Little Soldiers throughout this time. I hope to see my Big Soldiers in the New Year, you dirty little sods. So, eat, drink and be merry but remember it's back down the Gym or Personal Trainer, on Jan 2nd (never start a diet on a Hangover, Darlinks), as I'm not hanging around with a load of fat lumps, in 2021. XX
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