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Thank you all for the birthday messages, especially the videos. I'll be spoiling y'all accordingly.

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Well since today my city is overrun with Hell's Angels today and whatever motorcycle club is coming to beef with them during their founders funeral today I figured I'd share how the rest of us feel about them coming today.

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Guide to talking to Women on Onlyfans by @johnnybass

There are lots of pretty ladies on Onlyfans.
You can send messages, tips and interact with your favorite "models" like never before. Possibly, if you do it right, you could make a new friend!

But hold on, if you're a complete idiot you'll never make it past being their cash pinata. By no means am I an authority on this subject. I've had my share of fuck ups but I did something a lot of you haven't done....... Learned from my mistakes. So lets go down the list of common blatant mistakes and let see if I can help you avoid disaster.

Right off the bat you got to remember these girls are working. This is their job and for some their sole source of income. So if your going to bitch about price or try to bargain with them you've already fucked up and by all means don't just send a dick pic without a tip. Do you realize they are flooded with dick pics on the daily? Only send it with a generous tip attached or if she requested it.

Now if you are on a free trial subscription to their page, BUY SOMETHING. I can't stress this enough.
Don't take the free trial then start making demands or say something like," give me that pussy slut". 99% of these ladies have experience and know if you introduce yourself like that you're a fucking noob and not worth their time. A simple "Hello, you're beautiful" goes a long way. Remember they are living breathing, feeling people so be respectful.

After you've spent some monies try to get to know them. Onlyfans is only one aspect of their life so try to find common ground. Also read her bio, don't make her answer the same fucking questions over and over again. Do your research first.

Have patience, they have hundreds of messages to go through and they have their life outside of onlyfans too. Around here, unless they are using an assistant, it could take hours or days to get a response. BELIEVE ME I KNOW, LUCKILY I HAVE THE PATIENCE OF A MONK. So don't be a whiny little prick and if she is blowing you off don't destroy what dignity you have by insulting her. Remember she's not contractually obligated to talk to you. She's the one doing all the work looking good for you and making content so you'll tip her.

It's up to you to be interesting and stand out from the masses. Pro tip, DON'T LIE! I can't stress this enough. BE YOURSELF because she'll sniff out your bullshit immediately. If you can have an intelligent conversation and not be the reason she rubs her temples but instead be the reason she rubs her pussy, then my friend, you taken the first steps in the right direction.

If you like this and think it will help some fellas out there feel free to share this.
- Johnny Bass

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